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jokes about other people

Q: What did the picture say to the wall? If you don't like their jokes, fire some back. Sure jokes short and tall are all in good fun but implying that tall people are dumb and stupid is crossing the line. A: Neither, they all burn shorter. A: Because it wanted to be a flat screen. Q: Why did the calendar write its will? A: He was in shock for a week. Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time. A: She was the fairest in the land.


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jokes about other people

They are so stupid that they actually are funny. A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. The beans keep falling through the grill What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? Cat jokes: Some people like dog other like cat. Q: What kind of shoes do bannanas make? Submitted by: Angel Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil? What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Q: Why was the vacationing doctor so mad? Submitted by: 25niki25 Q: What day of the week tastes the best? Nevertheless, I have lot of jokes about Mexican you will laugh about. A: Just in case he got a hole in one! In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

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Old people jokes

jokes about other people

The folks there use one hand sign… you know what is. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Submitted by: Max Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill? Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. A car thief who can't actually drive is born. Whether it's a jokes, quote, riddle or pun your interest lies in, I have small request for you all. They will focus most about weight, appearance and intelligence in a bad way. If you love math like me, you will love this category. Submitted by: Xandi Q: How do you open the great lakes? Read them, enjoy them and laugh.

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jokes about other people

Q: Why did the computer squeak? Anger is only one letter short of danger. A: The library, because it has the most stories. I hope you'll enjoy them, it took me quit some time to assemble this list. Q: What kind of phones do people in jail use? These are created to be enjoyed nothing more. You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts. A: Someone stepped on its mouse. They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.

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Mexico Jokes

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains! Well, whatever that is, it is better to leave it as a mystery. Keep in mind that these are only for fun and that is not meant anything personal with them. A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Just Juan What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? The only consolation I found was the thought that at least the cars coming towards us, were staying in their lane.


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Other Jokes

jokes about other people

But for those who are fans, or just have seen the movies, well this is a different matter. Q: What did the light bulb say to its mother? Where do you want me to hang the blinds? I said you look fat in those pants. Looks like fake, but the story is nice anyway. So use your breaks wisely, use them to enjoy others company, read some jokes and have a good laugh out of it. This one is all about the poop, how it, smells, look and so on. Also, what tall person hurt your feelings to make you think all tall people are bad, dumb, awkward, mean people? It's no secret that cats really love the attention and they will do anything just to get it from their feline-loving owners. People from India may find one joke funny while others from Germany wont and Chinese a totally different one.

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Other Jokes

jokes about other people

Q: What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from? Corny jokes: Corny ones have a lame punchlines as jokes goes. My grandfather had the heart of lion and a lifetime ban from the New your city zoo. Q: What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter? I was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. Below are among the most savage jokes about our Italian friends.

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Very Best of Religious Jokes

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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border! Like I mentioned in the first section, we have all different taste for what is fun and what is not. This festiveness is celebrated and loved by many. Top Funny Jokes homepage is packed with hours and hours of humor, laughter and enjoyment. A boy is selling fish on a corner. Submitted by: Tiffany Q: What do you call a scared train? If you like the knock knock pun, then proceed over to the right joke category.

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jokes about other people

You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you. Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job? And no, I am not finished yet, I´m always working on new ideas and at the same time adding more to alle the categories. A: She ran away from the ball. The funny thing about many of these here is that they are true. What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

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jokes about other people

Q: Why is tennis such a loud game? Yeah I got a whole categorie devoted to Chuck Norris. Q: What did one flower say to the other flower? Nevertheless, a joke is only a joke nothing else. I have divided every genre in different categories, making it easy and straightforward for you to find the right joke, quote, etc. You see, there is something about the Italians that only they possess. Cow jokes: Nothing much to say here, this category is all about the cow. This is the first time anyone has asked. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

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