Dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend. Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. Your pants remind me of Vegas. Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. .

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls. Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone Do you have a boyfriend? You can touch mine if I can touch yours with mine. How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! Legs like that should be wrapped around my neck. Cuz everytime your around my dick swells up.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Boy: S weet L ittle U nforgetable T hing. Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Have you ever bought a vibrator? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70 Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves. What's the biggest moving muscle in a womens body. Hey baby, i was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D! Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover bend over.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

My love for you is like Diarrhea. Hey, have you met my friend Dick? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield? Wanna do something that rhymes with truck? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Hey baby, what's your sign? I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5. Hey baby, you like Glazed or creme filled? My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you constipated? I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

Cause I heard you got that ass ma! Looking at a girls ass Where does this bus go anyway? Cause I wanna park my meat in you. I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo? No Would you hold still while I do? Do you want to come to my time machine? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you. Can I park my car in your garage? You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I'ma take you to the cockpit. Damn, it must be an hour fast. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

The kinda place I go to blow my Wad. I think my allergies are acting up. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates masturbates? You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle I must be lost. I'd treat you like a snow storm. Do you want to meet me in the park? How much does your clothes cost? Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

dirty sex lines to say to your boyfriend

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance? It just keeps coming out Do you use an inhaler? Cause yoganna love this dick I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena Liquor is not the only hard thing around here. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up Are you an architect? Since we shouldn't waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. .

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