Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. Reassess the partnership and you just might find a good reason to stay. With a calendar, your days are numbered. There were some pretty egregiously sexist and offensive lines in this list we decided to remove after being pointed out by a reader on Twitter.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. That will definitely help us and the other visitors! And it necessarily follows that if Jesus is indeed good by this standard, Jesus is implicitly declaring His deity. It's true I'm leaving My bags are at the door You and I, we can't make it We can't make it no more Don't ask where I'm going I'm going over there One thing for sure I'm getting out of here I see you standing there Waiting there at the door Is there something you wanna say? Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
As you spend more time with someone in a romantic relationship, you may start to concentrate on their flaws—forgetting about what drew you to them and made you want to commit to them in the first place. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Strangers have the best candy. A bus station is where a bus stops. At times, it is easy to love your partner, other times it can be a challenge.
Think that you should know by now, You've done the damage now it can't be changed, So give me one good reason, One good reason to stay. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. All musical material is re-recorded and does not use in any form the original music or original vocals or any feature of the original recording. Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard. Relationships take two active participants. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila! Are you running from yourself? The amount of sex you have will change—at times it will happen frequently, other times not so much. There's no need for compensation, There's no reason to foresake me, I was looking for the answers, But there's nothin' here to find. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. Without permission, all uses other than home and private use are forbidden. He went away sad, because he had great wealth. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Only dead fish go with the flow. War does not determine who is right — only who is left.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. Relationships are hard work, but they can be worth the energy and time. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
A hard thing about a business is minding your own. Do you enjoy the company of your partner? Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. This will build rather than break communication lines between you. When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? What has four legs and an arm? The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
The difference between fiction and reality? The last thing I want to do is hurt you. We have a large team of moderators working on this day and night. The human brain is a wonderful thing. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. So far, I think nature is winning. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.