. Because I'd love to tap that ass. I could've sworn we had chemistry. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. Cause I think I am falling in love with you! Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends.
At any rate, here are the dumbest pick up lines ever:. I'm new in town and I haven't found a place yet, so can I go home with you? So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Because you have been running across my mind all night. You know the human body's 95% water, and I'm feeling kinda thirsty. Oh, I though you did because you have fine written all over. Unless, of course, you notice me.
My parents met at a place like this. Could you take a bath with me instead? In that case, mind if I check your oil level? I am just so absentminded, out in Lada Land. I just scraped my knee falling for you. Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! Sorry, the doctor said that would help. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? My game is called Go Away, Go Away, Go Away.
You better get the pluck away from me. Do you want to go in the janitor's closet and make out? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. He asked whether I had children; I said yes. In Conclusion Delivered correctly, these cheesy pick up lines are a great way to make a girl laugh. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true? Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Because your body is really kickin'. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He saw my wedding ring and asked was I married; I said yes.
Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! I wish I had the one to your heart. Quote: Originally posted by mccoyred I was on the train last week and this guy started talking to me, casually. Do you mind if I test out the zipper? We can just add more lubricants. Let's get the hell out of here. Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Then he said that he doesn't want a committment but would love to go out and have a 'good time'. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. Note: This line will work primarily for a sista who is generally mellow, easygoing, and got a great sense of humor. Unfortunately, these chat up lines are mostly just for fun, and it's usually not a good idea to use them as ice breakers with someone you don't already know. Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. } Its just that…your numbers not in it.
Remember I add more pick up lines regularly, so you always have something new to read. Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart? How can I ever concentrate on anything? Your heart line says that you will call me soon. Related Links: a b c d e Do you want to avoid getting stuck in the friend zone? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep. Whip out your unit and ask Well, would you take this for a swallow? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
I believe you have stolen my heart. I just cannot take my eyes off of you. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? You're making the other women look really bad. That sketch makes this painting here look like Rembrandt. You must be truly an angel sent from God. This post has been created by Roman Marshanski, the founder of this site. However, that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them! Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.