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Barney & Friends

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Listen, you find compelsion nuts all over. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled. Now, you ought to have done that to Otis last night. The Sheriff is more than just a Sheriff. He or she sees friends everywhere he or she looks, wherever he or she goes, whomever he or she meets. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, would it kill the whim if I just take a shower and put on some clean socks and underwear? We decided not to make a moulage, he-he. Tillman has an apple pie stolen from her window.

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Barney Stinson Quotes (Author of The Bro Code)

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And let that be a lesson to him, me, and youdle. Rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx. In fact, just in case I haven't mentioned it before, the pride of my office wall is my framed high-school graduation certificate, lit from above. The show may be on the road to romantic love for main character Ted Mosby, but the most entertaining parts of any episode are the hilarious one-liners and bold proclamations made by Barney. He is a politically correct teacher of everything on the liberal left's agenda, from New Age evolution to radical ecology.

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Barney's Great Adventure

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E insomma, il tuo devoto maritino si era appiccicato ad una tizia. It's the main source of pain for this part of town, thanks to a huge suppression device that's raining down hell from the roof of the place. Andy Taylor: For their anniversary? Barney Fife: I see what you did wrong now. It may contain factual errors and nonsense, as well as spelling, grammar and structure issues, or simply structure problems. I have a relationship to car culture. I learned everything from that show, so it's just a wonderful memory to me.

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Barney's Version Quotes by Mordecai Richler

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Deputy Barney Fife: You lay people have got to learn to leave evidence alone. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Every night they have a fight and this is what they say: Ickabacka-soda cracker, ickabacka-foo. Same old train that brought me here gonna take me home again. You gotta understand, this is a small town. Bert Miller: Oh, first one thing, then another.

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Barney & Friends

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Barney Fife: Oh, why hash over ancient history? Barney Fife: He sure got me convinced. Barney Fife: He has twelve… extra hands and they… jingle. Barney Fife: We could get him on a 204. I had not seen my family for four years. I could go up to the pickle factory. Shawn: Four kinds of foods make one healthy body. Chester Jones: Out to the baseball field.


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Quotes about Barney and Friendship

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Besides, it was something they could use. I've got nothing to deal with those. Andy Taylor: Uh, Barney, he means a plaster cast of the prints. Barney Fife: He tell you that? Andy Taylor: Well, first-off, I think the credit ought to go where it rightfully belongs. Kids were raised by their moms instead of in child-care pens like piglets. Ellie Walker: In that case, I accept your invitation! Apu: Even though my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey. Opie Taylor: I met him in the woods.

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10 Most Hilarious Barney Stinson Quotes‏

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The Bible calls that and says a person who participates in such behavior is an abomination unto the Lord. Moe: Well, that would explain the drop-off in play. Very few characters from television shows have the impact that Barney Stinson, from How I Met Your Mother had on his viewers. Now, it makes no difference to me which one you take. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, I have to.

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Barney Stinson Quotes (Author of The Bro Code)

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Bass is a strange and weird character. I hate it when you get obtuse! Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh, no, wait a moment! I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. Opie Taylor: Well, mostly he walks around up in the treetops. But then one dark day after eating his noodles, not carrots, and oranges, and such healthy froodles, that little boy turned into a noodle. Senti, ambasciator non porta pena, ma secondo me non bisogna mai essere le ultime a sapere, e guarda che parlo per esperienza personale.

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