Or should I stroll by your way again? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. Recently I was at a bar downtown with a couple of friends. My worst attempt occurred one night at a bar with a group of my friends. Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes Is your dad a dentist? Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons! I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me! Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? After moving to Boston, I went out to a club one night. Because you have my heart tied in a knot.
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In fact, he doesn't seem to care that much. Because you seem Wright for me. Out of nowhere, I have some 40 ish, over-tanned, tank top-wearing, too much cologne- havin', ear pierced man in front of me. Because you look like you would. Hey, baby, can we get two Coronas over there? Let me introduce them to mine. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often? Accountants rarely have any money issue going on in their personal lives, so that is always a big plus in a relationship. Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
There is a glare on the window and nothing to see. Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. As a thank you for visiting us here at Pickupliness. And I wasn't to be swayed even by the strongly-implied offer of money. Let's fuck and see if there is anything after that. Hitch handing the girl a twenty : Excuse me.
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Is your daddy an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. I was also married at the time. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? And there was much creepy leering.
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