This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you. Hot Lunch The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth. When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog.
Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. The Diamond Ransom-Alfred says in this position she lies on her back and forms a diamond with her legs, with her knees pointed outward and feet together. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. How to do it: Lying down, facing your partner, but head to foot, pull them in close to you so you can give them oral while they. Those gays have way too much free time.
The Pirate's Treasure While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. How to do it: While in the as in on your hands and knees, as your partner penetrates you from behind , your partner reaches around to stimulate you. You get a great view of her beautiful bottom and she gets to feel your penis penetrate and stimulate her vaginal walls in a completely different way. The penetrating partner enters so that the base of the penis rubs the. Then lather up her armpit or any other joint you prefer , and proceed to fuck that instead.
The penetrating partner in this position is essentially immobile, and the receiver fully controls the intercourse. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. The penetrating partner kneels the receiver's lowermost leg, thus gaining access to either vagina or anus. This , so if you've got any reservations about doing it dirty while standing up, we suggest you lose them right now. Better in her bed Fur Ball You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat. Hotdog In A Hallway When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway.
She wiggles her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus mimicking a trombone player. Because of this, you want to be on top, especially before you have to say goodbye to Summer Fridays and the world gets all stressful again. Depending on the height difference, this will involve both you guiding them inside you, as well as some adjusting and readjusting your standing positions. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again. A great way to impress your friends. The Moped A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean. Felching A gay activity which I do not condone at all.
You start once again, banging a chick from behind. Sexual Seesaw Your man will go from Hunky Heartthrob to Moby Dick in the blink of an eye — and so O-inducing, you'll never want to try another one. This gives her the ability to suck your penis while she gently plays with your balls with one hand and simultaneously presses just the tip of her finger into your anus, giving you three times the stimulation. Then, your guy can gently enter you from a near-sitting position so he's not putting too much pressure by actually sitting on you while taking care of you with his hands. Tropical Wind When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. But sometimes the routine starts to lose the excitement and you want to try something fresh. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. Dirty Sanchez A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. A hard core porn industry norm. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her.
If you can, arch your back for deeper penetration and. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. Shirley Temple Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo! This is actually a great position for people who love doggy style, but have weak wrists. The Woody Woodpecker When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Pink Glove Hate when this happens. How to do it: Lying in a spoon position, which means both of you on your sides facing the same direction, your partner penetrates you from this angle. So many holidays, so many holiday parties, all those family obligations, trying to figure out why your company still does a gift swap — all of it is just too much. Hershey Highway When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea.