Bug bites on your bum or, gulp, even worse? If you're thinking you'll slip into the ladies room because it's cleaner, you should know that while the men's room may be ankle deep in piss, women's washrooms tend to have a higher amount of fecal bacteria present, in some cases twice as much. This will pay dividends in goodwill. Armstrong, my life was changed forever. We have always have been doing this — Grindr simply made cruising easier. You might miss the first 15 minutes of Act Two, but nothing ever happens in the first 15 minutes of Act Two.
Wherever you choose, you are engaging in an art that gay and bi men have been perfecting for decades. We're gonna be internet stars! Or, to be less subtle, they were riding each other like show ponies instead of piloting the ship around things like islands. As anyone who's ever had sex on the beach probably already knows, if you're not extremely careful you're going to discover what it feels like to exfoliate areas of your body that don't need to be exfoliated. Or you can do it up against the wall next to an open door leading out to your balcony or back porch. Those who are sensitive regarding frank discussions about sex are invited to click elsewhere, but consider this: If you are outraged by content that addresses sex openly and honestly, I invite you to examine this outrage and ask yourself whether it should instead be directed at those who oppress us by policing our sexuality.
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And the cleaner it is, the better. The beauty of dancing in a room full of gay men and typically getting high with them is something I can hardly describe. But the quintessential gay bar — that tawdry dive with a rainbow flag in the window and a glory hole in the bathroom — is important, because long before chat rooms and mobile apps, gay bars were some of our original cruising zones. So while you're motor boating your lady friend and your hand hits a patch of goo on the arm rest, don't say we didn't warn you, Mr. Maybe you're watching a movie that you find particularly sexy.
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There was one other guy in there, standing at the urinal. What follows is an a expert-sanctioned to-do list to keep in your bedroom at all times. You can replicate these dynamics without having to risk strangers seeing your genitals. The blocker restricted sites according to keywords. Three or four beers in, we moved back into a corner. Both of you will feel more at ease since you're not, technically-speaking, outside, so the intensity level of intercourse will be more passionate. Which brings us to the second point: expediency.
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