Filthy females. 10 Filthy Songs by Female Rappers

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Filthy Woman

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Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole? Women are like orange juice cartons, It's not the shape or size or even how sweet the juice is, It's getting thoses fuckin flaps open Why did the woman cross the road? McOxbig Hans Omaicok Hans Updeskirt Harry A. A: So they've got something else to moan about!. A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time! A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. A: You can't spell sexy without xy. A quiet man, is a thinking man. Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A: They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough time on the end of your dick. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Q: Why do women fake orgasms? Q: What is loud and obnoxious? If men can't focus on two things at once, then why do women have boobs? Do not follow me, or anyone else.

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I am a filthy woman

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Pants Kari Mysac Kimmy Hed Kenya Swallow Lar G. Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? Q: Why do most men die before their wives? A: You come in one and go in the other. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? I remember when Barbie was the only girl made of plastic. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. A: So they can stand closer to the sink. It's a proper mound of rubbish.

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Women Jokes

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But since women have their white knights they can do anything and get away from it because of vagina. A: So they will match the stove and fridge! This woman said she recognised me from vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. The majority of disgusting acts performed in porn flicks are performed by women. Stupid Poppa Woody Pussy Galore Ram Dass Ran Sidass Randy Peter Ray Pugh Robert Ennema Rob McLitoris Rhoda Duck Rhoda Hotte Ricardo Cabeza Richard Cranium Rhoda Hardcock Rocco Z. I know women do dirtier things now, but they must have stunk like hell back then! A: So feminists couldn't breed. It indicates that you have your central heating turned up high enough that you can waft in and out of a shower several times a day without contracting hypothermia. Even if women came with directions, we still wouldn't read them.

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Women Jokes

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I think you have overdone this part. A: Grilled cheese Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Q: What have women and condoms got in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them. Q: What did scooby doo say to the lady with the leaky tampon? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? Sanchez Dixie Normous Dixie Rect Dixon B. It looked fab, still had all the plastic wrapping in place. The bad girl, goes out, goes to bed and then goes home. The Landover Baptist website is not intended to be viewed by anyone under 18. A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Home For Filthy Females

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The reality is that women and women only perform some of the most vile and despicable acts I have ever laid eyes upon. Q: What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Splinters are a pain, but they will eventually go away. Q: What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman? A: Because they don't have balls. I really like that 'Work From Home. A: A woman that won't do what she's told.


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Home For Filthy Females

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Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? Q: Why are women like condoms? Q: When do women drink alcohol? Q: What do you call an all women workplace? Girls are like blackjack, I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16. Here are 11 songs that you already knew were sexy, but are actually filthier than you realized. A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit. The reaction is hardly surprising, when you realise the data was collated on behalf of the skincare range Flint + Flint. Ness Harry Paratesties Harry Peters Harry Reams Harry S. Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Dirty Girl Gaiters keep the debris out of your shoes with ultralight style and sass.

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Filthy Woman

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Q: Why don't women wear watches? Treat a woman like a queen and she'll treat you like the king you are. Those ridiculous white robes of hers… I swear I caught her glaring at my son in disgust! A: Two less mouths that are bitching. A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. A little stank never hurt anybody, right? With a smile on her face I might add. They are purposefully coordinating some of the most intimate things two humans can do, and telling them how they want it done. A: So they can stand closer to the oven.

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You see, the Lord abhors a vacuum. A: You put a windshield in front of her. Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? A: Because it gives them another reason to moan! Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another. A: None, feminists can't change anything. Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? It's dirty -- super, super dirty. And horrified by the admission from two thirds of women that they tumble in to bed with their faces still slap-coated.

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Filthy Woman

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Q: Why do women have such small feet? Ness Anita Pussy Anita Semen Anita Wackoff Anita Woodcock Anita Woody Anita Wyderbox Anna Bortion Annie Position Annie Rection Annya Lipschitz Anya Neeze Barry McCociner Barry McDikkin Barry Mapole Bea Chermeat Ben Derhover Ben Dover Ben Gurgen Hoffe Ben Jackinoff Ben N. They always run away when I try to hold them. A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder. I threw up a little in my mouth. A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. Houle Harry Sach Harry Sax Harry Scrote Harry Setatesties Harry Weiner Harry Undersack Haywood Jablomi Heywood Jagoblowhim Heywood Japhucker Heywood Japhuckhim Heywood Jiblomy Heidi Salami Helda Coccen-Mihan Helda Dick Helen Back Helen Bed Harry Balzac Herb Eaverstinks Herb Utsmells Herbie Versmels Holden A. Joey Magoo Neil Anblomee Neil Anblomi Neil Down Neil Enbob Neil Enlick Neil Ensuck Neil Gaiman Neil Inlick Neil Zineatser Nick Eyres Nida Pee Norma Snockers Norma Stits Niel Anblowme Noe Schitt-Sherlock O.

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