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10 of the most annoying Facebook statuses ever!

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There are so many things wrong with this. Secondly -- you know what inspires people? Don't piss off Nancy -- she's not fucking around. Back in 2003, I invented facebook. What are the rest of us supposed to have? Clickjackers on Facebook entice users to copy and paste text into their browser bar by posting too-good-to-be-true offers and eye-catching headlines. Once the user infects his own computer with the malicious code, the clickjackers can take control of his account, spam his friends and further spread their scam.

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The 10 Most Annoying Facebook Status Updates

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Mahirap magtago ng erectio— Okay na pala. While Kelly, clearly an avid peace-maker herself, is frustrated with the decision, Mark questions how this decision will affect. Anything having to do with the food that you are either eating or preparing. Maybe even you have erred from time to time we forgive you, but please stop. I wrote an album with Matthew Johannson.

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The 7 Most Annoying Facebook Status Updates

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She seems to be under the impression that writing her own status in the third person will make it seem less stupid. There is so much wrong with this status I don't really know what to say. Really just had a wild, amazing year. You said the same about your toxic friend and you were spotted hanging out the next day. Anyway, the point is that we can say something really, really good, but all it takes is one simple grammar error such as this to make it awkward. A simple solution to anyone who feels the need to complain about a change on Facebook is to stop using it.

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Annoying Facebook Status Updates

annoying status updates

That would make me feel better about all this ridiculousness, anyway. I can wait… Jackie — Hmmmm, of course I meant me…but I suppose you can do it as well. Be it the environment, a breaking news event or a political policy, of course declaring your opinion to your Facebook friends will be a worthy contribution to fighting the man. And for the record, I totally agree Corey: i hat being in love withsome on what would love to kill u. Even worse, nobody wants to be annoyed about how annoyed you are. I really want to get to the bottom of this. Keep up the good work, and I won't even have to write anymore.

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Best Annoyed Facebook Statuses

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How could you beeee so heartlessssss? I took the 'What President Are You? Smartypants: I totally did not have to look up the word glib. Now go back to binge eating in your dark basement. Had a conversation about Barack Obama with David Gregory. Plus, this makes me question how good you could possibly be at your job. Love and Kisses, Samantha Now, I've always known that I love but the question is: do I love it when someone calls me out on my own blog? A fake congratulation from a bunch of people who aren't emotionally invested in your struggle? This is something usually older, devoutly religious people do. I started dating my angel, Jaime Holland.

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Annoying Facebook Status Updates

annoying status updates

You know you could have spent less time just researching on Google instead of waiting for 10 nobodies to share their opinion, right? Not relevant, because that's not what's happening here. And we know it's your birthday. And you doing something purely to serve your emotional or egotistical needs really should not show up on their computer screen -- it just shouldn't. Everything that is wrong with the status update. Also, don't forget to become a fan on facebook. If you have a sibling and love them then repost this.

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Annoyed statuses / Facebook statuses, quotes, messages and sayings

annoying status updates

Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Off to the gym, then class reading. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. If only running through the photo albums of people we think are hot had the same aerobic benefit as actual running. Expect deal with Food Network. The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities -- everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some downright ugly qualities that are gonna come out at one time or another. And that's why insufferable Facebook behavior will never go away -- there's no dislike button or eye-roll button or middle finger button on Facebook, and it's bad form to be too much of a dick in the comments below a status.

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20 Things Your Most Annoying Friends Do on Facebook

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Thanks for the submission, K! What it says about them: Debbie downer to the max. Sure, Facebook can be a great tool for keeping up with folks who are important to you. Also, how offensive is this to only children? Thumbnail image courtesy of Flickr,. No moment is too mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Thou shall give us a progress report on your hastily done and much publicized Resolutions latest 15th January so that we can laugh at how fast you abandoned them. Do us all a favor and stop checking in to places on Facebook.

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ComedyCalls

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What it says about them: The chick is usually pretty cool but is definitely the sloppiest in the crowd. Are you spending the next 34 days in a cryo-sleep chamber? Unless you're inviting us over to partake in the mastication of said food, nobody wants to see photos of it. The only escape is the sweet, sweet release of death. Status is a one of the ways how you can inform individuals about some event and especially when such individuals are unreachable via other means of communication. You and your food make me sick. Well, he was probably just trying to pick up chicks, but maybe he was nice, too! You shouldn't be shy about that.

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